Caught With Your Pants Down?
Have you ever been caught jacking off to Internet porn? This is a funny story about a friend of mine. (Really, it is a friend and this is not about me.) There he was on a Sunday afternoon having a good old time at his computer. He knows what the Internet is for. His wife had gone to church earlier that day and he had lost track of time. He didn't know that she was due home any time, and he had forgotten that she planned to bring some of her church friend home with her that afternoon. Do you see where this is going? Did I mention that they keep their computer in the living room? To make a long story short, she walks into the house with three church friends to find her husband with his pants around his ankles wacking off to some nasty gangbang porn. There was no denying what was going on. He was fully busted. I think his wife was even more embarrassed. What I think is even funnier is when people make a big deal out of someone caught looking at porn. I mean, everyone does it. So why is it a big deal when one person catches another doing it? Since both the catcher and the caught look at porn, people should just relax and not make a big deal out of it.
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